Who’s the boss? Oh, that’s right, me.

(via redheadedbiker)

She stared at you silently as I entered from behind.

She decided to get the band back together.

She decided to get the band back together.

(via sharingthegirlfriend)

She doesn’t often Skype you at work, so you took the video call.

She doesn’t often Skype you at work, so you took the video call.

The bitch loves the beach.

My favorite part is when my cock pulls your wife’s asshole outward.

My favorite part is when my cock pulls your wife’s asshole outward.

(via cumfuckmywife)

At first you said no other men in your shared bed, so you watched him wall-fuck and floor-fuck her for hours that night.

(via mysexyhotmumss)

She was a kinky slut, but the most devious part about the photo she sent you this afternoon — the part that made your heart nearly stop with uncertainty — was the familiar wood paneling of your childhood home and what was surely your old man buried in her muff.

She was a kinky slut, but the most devious part about the photo she sent you this afternoon — the part that made your heart nearly stop with uncertainty — was the familiar wood paneling of your childhood home and what was surely your old man buried in her muff.

She knew you’d like proof.

See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil.