"He still has no idea you put that lovely thing in my tight asshole," your wife giggled to me.

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He liked to put on a show for you — and the rest of the city.

He liked to put on a show for you — and the rest of the city.

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When I encountered your wife during the burglary, I decided to take the most desirable asset in your home.

When I encountered your wife during the burglary, I decided to take the most desirable asset in your home.

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At Maggie’s Bar, it’s liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

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I invited your wife over for movie night.

I invited your wife over for movie night.

The wedding ring was tattooed on, but that didn’t stop her from fucking around.

(via redheadedbiker)

At least his condom fell off after the deed was done.

I fucked your pretty girl hanging out the apartment window.

I fucked your pretty girl hanging out the apartment window.

You are about to witness something epic.

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Wasn’t the first time your massage therapist wife fucked a client, but it was the first time she bragged to you about it.

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