What I did last weekend.
Your wife stayed after her Crossfit class for some one on one training.
The day your wife got that promotion.
And in the morning your wife and I did yoga together.
"He still has no idea you put that lovely thing in my tight asshole," your wife giggled to me.
He liked to put on a show for you — and the rest of the city.
When I encountered your wife during the burglary, I decided to take the most desirable asset in your home.
At Maggie’s Bar, it’s liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
I invited your wife over for movie night.
The wedding ring was tattooed on, but that didn’t stop her from fucking around.
At least his condom fell off after the deed was done.
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