Come on, my man, get in there and tickle us a little.

(via coupleofpigs)

Being in the closet isn’t so bad.

Being in the closet isn’t so bad.

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She said her husband can’t know, so the whole time I tried to widen her cunt so that it would be absolutely obvious to him.

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"Thick lips deserve thick cocks," you said before unveiling her birthday surprise.

To save money on your road trip, she suggested staying with old friends.

To save money on your road trip, she suggested staying with old friends.

"Driver, pull over here," she said on her way from the airport to the hotel. And you thought she might fuck a colleague at the conference she was attending.

"Driver, pull over here," she said on her way from the airport to the hotel. And you thought she might fuck a colleague at the conference she was attending.

(via secretwindowforyou)

I make her fucking tremble.

I make her fucking tremble.

Your girlfriend did not end up telling you about the previous night’s frat party.

Your girlfriend did not end up telling you about the previous night’s frat party.

You walked in to find her deep in a masturbation session, which seconds later turned out to not be a masturbation session at all.

You walked in to find her deep in a masturbation session, which seconds later turned out to not be a masturbation session at all.

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Your woman peeks out of the window. “He’s arrived,’ she says.

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